I have some moron sitting behind me now. I'm ready to poke my eyes out listening to him talk to customers. Today, however, was an exception. I couldn't stop laughing. Of course.. I could only hear one side of the conversation but it went like this.
Tech: Who manufacturered your labtop? Customer: ???? Tech (in a slightly bitchy tone): Ummm... no sir, that's LAB TOP... L-A-B-T-O-P!!!
After that point, I had pepsi coming out my nose (from laughing so hard) and I missed the rest of the conversation. I'm sure it was a great one.